And So You Code

NEWS: Check out my new Trailer clip @ I just can’t get this great tune (of “Alors on Danse”) out of my head, plus being so very bored one night resulted in this video. More stuff can be found at If you are not familiar with uniPaaS – The most productive application tool for true agile application development, read about it at: For those who are not familiar yet with the original hit song – This is of the talented Belgian artist: Stromae. The original hit song is called “Alors on Danse” – The greatest hit song of summer 2010. Let’s see if this one reaches Code Monkey fame… Learn more about uniPaaS by looking for uniPaaS Tutorial and examples on youtube. With uniPaaS you can keep coding and scripting if you like to in J#, ASP, C#, C++, Java, PHP, SQL, HTML but use uniPaaS to do the more cumbersome tasks. You can easily integrate your code or script in your uniPaaS Project. I wonder if this could ever make it to “YouTube Rewind 2010: Year in Review” – nahh 🙂
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25 Responses to “And So You Code”

  1. MilanKragujevic April 26, 2011 at 3:45 PM #

    @Pazimierz007 require(‘classes/user.class.php’); include(‘tools/gun.php’); while($user = new User) { $user->kill(‘Gun:toolkit’); if($user=”killed”) return true; }

  2. Pazimierz007 April 26, 2011 at 4:22 PM #

    @MilanKragujevic User* user = new User(“Pazimierz007”); user->SetGodMode(ON); while (true) user->Laugh();

  3. MilanKragujevic April 26, 2011 at 4:33 PM #

    @Pazimierz007 require(‘classes/body.class.php’); $body = new Body; if($body->getSTatus == “pissedoff”) { $body->action = “kill @Pazimierz007”; do $body; }

  4. Pazimierz007 April 26, 2011 at 4:56 PM #

    @MilanKragujevic yeah, you know the shortest programming joke? – “php programmer” 😀 cheers!

  5. MrChenlei8000 April 26, 2011 at 4:58 PM #

    The number of views clearly shows how many programmers there are today on the internet…There are actually a lot of them 🙂
    I have 2 years of experience in C++ and I really don’t want to ever work as a programmer…not my style of work, where you can’t have your free time of how much job you have and how many errors you have to correct yet you struggle to just find them let alone fix them.

    So all the respect to programmers but 3D design is already too hard, I don’t need something harder.

  6. ShadowDreadblade April 26, 2011 at 5:15 PM #

    @MilanKragujevic explains a lot. Loved Unix back then. Dam, still love it… plus Linux becomes better and better 😛

  7. InternalGMS April 26, 2011 at 5:38 PM #

    And so you code…
    from ExYu developers!

  8. MilanKragujevic April 26, 2011 at 5:44 PM #

    @ShadowDreadblade I’m using linux Debian with server installed by default 😉

  9. halcoder April 26, 2011 at 6:12 PM #

    cool song

  10. ShadowDreadblade April 26, 2011 at 6:26 PM #

    @CybuhDork In that case, you are absolutely right i guess. 🙂 Cheers.

  11. CybuhDork April 26, 2011 at 7:01 PM #

    @ShadowDreadblade When I said “Both of them are ass-slow” I meant that PHP and JAVA (not C/C++) we’re slow, of course it does depend on how you code, but scripting languages like PHP have their limits, and their limits are way bigger than C++ or even more – assembly. You’re right about it being inefficient for devs to code in such low level langs as assembly, but sometimes even web apps require maximum performance. Overall, I was trying to say that you can use any lang just like php for webdev.

  12. ShadowDreadblade April 26, 2011 at 7:47 PM #

    @CybuhDork Assembly? Okay, take your time doing that. No problem. Of course assembly is fast, but it isnt easy or efficient to code something in assembly if you need something a little big and you have not much time to spend. But yes what you said is right. C++ and PhP are not ass-slow. Of course it depends how you code.

  13. rapiant April 26, 2011 at 8:45 PM #

    the closest to what I do is :59

  14. CybuhDork April 26, 2011 at 9:23 PM #

    @ShadowDreadblade Both of them are ass-slow. You can code web applications with any language that generates an executable. Thus assembly is the fastest choice even for web applications 🙂

  15. ShadowDreadblade April 26, 2011 at 10:05 PM #

    @MilanKragujevic Yeah i love PHP, total free, you install a wamp server pack and you got MySQL, then you do whatever you want. But java is also good. Javascript also. Actually PHP is based on C and its totaly different from the others. I mean, you code for browser applications with PHP, when C++ and Java create other stuff. But anyway, PHP rulez.

  16. 3Sciencenut April 26, 2011 at 10:21 PM #

    setvalue(video)= “epicwin”
    BOOLEAN IF value(boss) = “asshole” THEN setvalue(killboss) and (newjob) = “yes”

  17. AlexMacFan April 26, 2011 at 11:09 PM #

    Xcode FTW! if = upload to (iTunes) @IBObject money!

  18. bunizz April 26, 2011 at 11:54 PM #

    @gadget00 COOL 😀

  19. MilanKragujevic April 27, 2011 at 12:16 AM #

    @ShadowDreadblade WTF?! Java? C++ -No! PHP FTW!

  20. TheLagripedz April 27, 2011 at 12:28 AM #

    crazy song ;D .. Thnx

  21. PrimusAvatar April 27, 2011 at 12:50 AM #

    thumbs up if you tried uniPaaS after listening to this for the Nth time 🙂

  22. lavidaaaaa April 27, 2011 at 1:35 AM #

    and so you code…

    fromīģŋ serbian developers with love!

  23. ShadowDreadblade April 27, 2011 at 1:53 AM #

    @JAPH42 Include also the following in your mind:
    if( boss.timepressyou( me.getCode() ) )

    hell.send( boss );

  24. waqarism April 27, 2011 at 2:16 AM #

    and so you fart…pa papaaa papaapapa paaa paaa paa

  25. crashmer April 27, 2011 at 2:53 AM #

    …thank god for stackoverflowww

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